The One Hungry Little Pig

We all know the story of The Three Little Pigs and how a wolf blew down houses and how two pigs who lived there invaded their brothers house but no one knows the dark thing that happened next so I’m here to explain it to you by showing you the  diary of the third pig that day.

I chucked my brother Sam in the big grey oven; I wanted to eat my family because they invaded my brick home.  I closed the door to let him cook.  Then I turned around my big fat other brother Felix.  He was staring at me then the oven.

“What did you do?” said Felix.

“I cooked him.”  Then all of sudden there was a bang.  Felix chucked a glass ball at me.  Fortunately, he’s very bad at throwing accurately so he missed.  My teeth clenched and my fists turned into balls.  I picked him up and walked to the oven and just before I chucked him in the oven I dropped him (because he was so heavy) and he hit the floor with a loud thud.

He was barely conscious but because I wanted a fight I poured cold water on his face.  He got up quickly.  I found out that he was in no condition to carry on the fight.  I lifted him up and put him in the oven.

As I stood in my house all I could smell was my brother’s meat.  It was a smell that I had never experienced before.  It was like I was in heaven.  My legs started moving.  I couldn’t stop myself from going to the oven.  I was drawn to it.  I had to do it.  The smell was too good to resist.  As I got closer and closer to the oven my mouth started to water and I had no control over my body.  It was like somebody was pulling my into it.  When I got there I took a quick look but I froze.  The meat was red and brown.  It looked juicy and crispy.  I could have looked at it all day.  My eyes were attracted to it.   I couldn’t look away.  My stomach started rumbling.  It was like it was chanting food, food give me food so I opened the oven to see if it was ready.  It was.  I picked it up and put it on a silver plate.  Then I set up a table but before I started eating I went to the door and opened it.  The sun was shining and my mouth curled up to my eyes.  I saw the Wolf and I told him, “Dinner’s ready.”

Harvi