Little Hungry Riding Hood

Once upon a dangerous and violent time, Little Hungry Riding Hood trespassed through the creepy, dark woods.  No one ever went there after the grandma and wolf incident.  Don’t get your hopes up, this isn’t the book to read if you are scared of horrifying stories.  Back to the story.  She walked through the thorns of the trees until she found the moment she was waiting for.

Suddenly, she stepped on a twig; she saw the big red flaming eyes of her frenemy.  “Hi Wolf, would you like to come to my spa party?”  Little Hungry Riding Hood asked.

“Okay,” the Big Bad Wolf replied.  But little did he know, he was being put in a sauna, he was put in a 1000° that psycho kids put food in.  “This sauna is rather nice,” the Big Bad Wolf said.

“Yes it is, when it’s hot you’re going to fall asleep and have a dream of being in heaven!”  Little Hungry Riding Hood told him.

A few hours later, he was turned into juicy hot meat.  She put a cloth over the table, placed him like she’s about to put him in a coffin.  Little Hungry Riding Hood ate him in one go; wasn’t hungry for the rest of her life.

Haajar.